bennyslegs:

imagine benedict slowly dragging his hand up your thigh and then he comes close, so close you feel his breath against your ear and he whispers, “sneep snorp”

oh gosh i just remembered something that happened and it was embarrassing

the psychiatrist i saw today has a pretty strong european accent

and she said something to me about lettuce right

so i was like why is she asking me about lettuce

but i was like? “lettuce?…i… like lettuce? i tried it once and it was ok??”

and yeah she didnt say lettuce she said letters

written communication not

not the vegetable

You said there was only one person in the world who could surprise you. Turns out, there’s two.

woodendreams:

(by Jag Canape)

i just found this drawing in the back of a really old notebook i had when i was younger and im scared

Okay. Irene is Moriarty, you think she’s here to do something terrible, you have a hole in your shoulder; we have a dead assassin in the third floor of our home. So where would you like to start?

Arctic Landscapes, 2011 
by Vladimir Donkov

hannibal s01e02